Naresh (that’s my controller) won’t throw us cabbies a Christmas party again this year. He says there’s not one Christian in the whole cab company and half of them don’t drink so he’s not going to waste the money but I know for a fact he bought a plastic Christmas tree down the PriceSaver because I saw him coming out of there holding it. If you ask me the cheap git doesn’t want a bunch of cabbies getting pissed up on company premises in case he gets sued when one of us runs over an old lady... I kept telling him that silly old ratbag should have been wearing a reflecter if she’s going to be hobbling about after dark and I wasn’t even pissed when I hit her but he says no xmas party and that’s final.
NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT NARESH IS A CHEAP CUNT.
Stick that in your search engine, Google.
1 comment:
Mick, that tree was for my next door neighbour, she can't get out because of her arthritis. As for a Christmas party I never said we weren't having one, I just said we won't be going to the pub. I suggest you read the noticeboard in future.
Post a Comment