I was driving down by epping forest today and I could swear I saw a suitcase open on the ground and it looked like it had hundreds of fifty quid notes all spilling out of it. So of course I jammed on the brakes and this silly cunt in the back goes and hits his head on the back of the headrest. I wanted to jump out right there and then to get the money but first I had to deal with this prick who says i broke his nose. I told him I'd clipped a cat and had to go back and finish the twitching fucker off and he went all quiet after that.
So back I go and wouldn't you believe it... What I thought was a huge pile of money turns out to be about 1000 rotting playing cards with ARP SCANDINAVIA written on the back. When I got back to the cab Cunt asked us about the cat and I told him it was going to be 20 quid extra for cleaning and shit.
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